Top Ten Tuesday: Halloween Candy I Will Be Stealing From My Daughter

~ amanda

Hello, my ghoulies! Welcome to Top Ten Tuesday!

Top Ten Tuesday is a weekly meme that was originally created by The Broke and the Bookish but was moved to That Artsy Reader Girl in January 2018. It was born of a love of lists, a love of books, and a desire to bring bookish friends together.

Now this week is a

🎃 Halloween Freebie 🎃

Now all I’ve been doing is reviewing horror books all month as well as animes and found footage films…So today I will be discussing the candy I’ll be stealing from Juliet after she goes trick or treating.

I have my favorites okay and I don’t plan on taking them ALL only most of them.

PLUSSSS, she takes ALL OF MY SNACKS SO FAIR IS FAIR.

HERE WE GO

Kit Kats

My one. My only. If love was tangible they would be in the shape of you. Beloved we have been through so much and forever more shall our love go on.

Mi amor ❤

Peanut, Almond, & Caramel M&Ms

Since I was a young Amanda I have always loved peanut m&ms. The regular ones are boring, bland, the epitome of nah.

And then I was introduced to the almond ones and ya’ll I love almonds so that was heaven.

AND THEN LAST HALLOWEEN I HAD MY FIRST TASTE OF THE CARAMEL

An explosion of the senses

I fell to my knees

I wept to the Gods

I bought the candy on sale the day after Halloween. 75% of it? Caramel M&Ms. Let’s repeat the process. Let’s take them from Juliet.

Jolly Rancher Lollipops

In the words of the youth:

These slap

Twix

There is a science to eating twix. And I’m not telling you because you will judge me. The caramel and chocolate combined is an orgasm to the heart and mind and if I am to die I will die with my hand clutched around one and my last words will be

“Burn me at sea.”

And last but not least…

Reeses Pieces

Are you sensing a chocolate theme here? Okay, so you’ve sensed my weakness AND WHAT? Chocolate and peanut butter is the greatest combination and I will DIE SAYING THIS.

Another theme is me saying I will die for candy lmao. But yes, and the GIANT SIZED VERSIONS OF THESE??? OH MY GOD. BIIIITCH.

In Conclusion…

I know what you’re thinking that at this rate Juliet will not have any candy left AND THAT IS NOT TRUE. Trust me, this little girl gets TONS every year. Plus, she’s an only child she needs to learn how to share the wealth. As I stated previously she takes EVERYTHING of mine without remorse the little demon.

I am so very excited for Halloween.

SO, tell me. What are y’alls favorite candies????

Published by amanda

obsessed with ghosts, sailor moon, and earl grey tea. my name is amanda and i’m here to set your world on fire.

22 thoughts on “Top Ten Tuesday: Halloween Candy I Will Be Stealing From My Daughter”

  4. My one true love, Snickers Almond. And Twix (#lefttwix). And Reese’s. And Almond Joys. And Laffy Taffy. and… and… ALL OF IT! So I don’t have a child of my own to subject a candy tithe on, BUT you bet your butt I will be buying all the candy on sale the day after Halloween! It’s the most wonderful time of the year.

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  8. This is so timely, because we just finished trick or treating! I mean, we sacrifice year-round for them, right? It’s only fair that we should get a cut of the candy that we help them get. Without earning, might I add.

    Back when I could eat gluten, Kit Kats and Twix were my jam! Now, I just settle for the Reese’s, which is sad, but it’s better than nothing, at least.

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